Dang, your wife died? That sucks! Hey, do they still have Mr. Toad's Wild Ride?
m forcing other patrons to leave / call the police
I wonder if it will have multitasking, the peeing man wonders to himself while peeing on something for fun, as he often did.
Martin Luther King Jr. is rolling over in his grave (because he's pretty sure there's a gay guy near him and he doesn't want to be turned toward the gay guy)
Congratluaten to all who graduated. I am so proued of you today.
Hi there, looking for info on how to eventually die or otherwise be murdered. Any help would be appreciated.
The grapples, the trash talk, neither of us could hold back.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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