It's fairly unfortunate to realize that you've marked your body with something tasteless and/or ugly, so it's easy to imagine someone crying out "I wish this tattoo wasn't so terrible!" The Wishmaster twist devised by the SA Goons is an alternate reality where bad tattoos are accepted as accurate and attractive... because now the people and animals who inspired them are hideous monstrosities!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
In our new cat society, things have really gone from bad to purrse.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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