MutantBlue got cataracts from looking at a blurry photo of Allah.
Designer0 can touch his elbows to his nose thanks to a grotesque, mind-destroying form of Lovecraftesque non-Euclidian geometry.
MutantBlue barks like a seal during the intimate times.
lunketard injured his face by looking at a cactus through a microscope.
Elbonio swallowed a fist-sized lump of magnesium on a dare, and lived to tell about it for about thirty seconds.
Facebook must remain unflagging in its vigilance against titties even in these troubled times of rising fascism.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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