"SuperKamiokande" wins some kind of metal here. Bonus points if you can guess what lovely creature that is inside. I don't' care if you guessed right, though, so keep it to yourself.
"shltplease" makes his opinions on beverages known the world. TREMBLE BEFORE HIM!
"Whiplash" isn't going to win any wars, but he's welcome at my birthday parties.
"Akumu's" strategy depends on the loyalties of a certain gorilla. Chewbacca would make a better ally.
"exzer0" built some kind of launching contraption thingamajig.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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