Originally titled "How not to get shot in America," this theme, started by Cosmic Charlie, served as an illustrated guide for readers who'd like to grill on their porches, buy a home and/or have a dream without ending up in some cop's crosshairs. However, once the SA Forum Goons got involved, the images strayed from his subtle political message somewhat, as some of them instead demonstrated how to get shot and survive, or depicted less relatable settings/ scenarios such as "floating through space" or "being Jesus." Still, if you refrain from engaging in any activity pictured in this article, I'd say you have a pretty decent chance of not being shot in America this holiday weekend. Good luck!
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!