CrcleSqreSanchz was the mayor during an unpleasant week and bragged about it for decades. Whoops I forgot the joke!
Hirethor might buy their company back with cash-in-hand, OR trade it for magic beans that will totally reach Mars. Who knows!?!?
Wifi Toilet is referencing some movie or other. Hell if I know, I was six when the eighties ended.
I'm just going to pretend ShufflerZero Is in reality Simbi Khali and this article will be meaningful for her. A man can dream.
Joe Mama Poonana is, objectively, the worst Clayfighter. And that's saying something.
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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