CrcleSqreSanchz was the mayor during an unpleasant week and bragged about it for decades. Whoops I forgot the joke!

Hirethor might buy their company back with cash-in-hand, OR trade it for magic beans that will totally reach Mars. Who knows!?!?

Wifi Toilet
is referencing some movie or other. Hell if I know, I was six when the eighties ended.

I'm just going to pretend ShufflerZero Is in reality Simbi Khali and this article will be meaningful for her. A man can dream.

Joe Mama Poonana is, objectively, the worst Clayfighter. And that's saying something.

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