CrcleSqreSanchz was the mayor during an unpleasant week and bragged about it for decades. Whoops I forgot the joke!
Hirethor might buy their company back with cash-in-hand, OR trade it for magic beans that will totally reach Mars. Who knows!?!?
Wifi Toilet is referencing some movie or other. Hell if I know, I was six when the eighties ended.
I'm just going to pretend ShufflerZero Is in reality Simbi Khali and this article will be meaningful for her. A man can dream.
Joe Mama Poonana is, objectively, the worst Clayfighter. And that's saying something.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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