Grant DaNasty would not break kayfabe to save their life, but luckily they know necromancy is totally real and a thing.
Why, brave Sir Nose! You remembered the Despicable Me movies kinda had a main character! You are utterly alone in that.
Vertical Wipe has a job, they have a job, they have a job. Phew.
I've been to Fart City, but I was only passing through.
Mammal Sauce has experience matching up neck angles on pictures of ladies. Don't ask.
I read the Canned Panda books when I was little and it kinda goes off the rails when they travel to space. But I forgive them.
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
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Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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