Grant DaNasty would not break kayfabe to save their life, but luckily they know necromancy is totally real and a thing.
Why, brave Sir Nose! You remembered the Despicable Me movies kinda had a main character! You are utterly alone in that.
Vertical Wipe has a job, they have a job, they have a job. Phew.
I've been to Fart City, but I was only passing through.
Mammal Sauce has experience matching up neck angles on pictures of ladies. Don't ask.
I read the Canned Panda books when I was little and it kinda goes off the rails when they travel to space. But I forgive them.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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