Doccers does not need water in his canteen, only the love of Christ.
It never occurred to IceInferno that turtles and lobsters cannot mate.
losermike's tireless action in all fields of study have resulted in the invention of three new forms of failure.
A little known fact about monkeyheads is that he was the dad on "Happy Days." That's right, he's TV actor Tom Bosley.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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