Insurrectum wants to name his firstborn son "Logjam" after his mother.
Micolithe's dream in life is to sculpt a house with 2.1 bathrooms out of live dogs.
Topkid was raised in a barn but one day he will kiss a girl.
criscodisco was so full of Girl Scout cookies that his stomach burst shortly after making this image.
Deteriorata is going to show the world that he is the best at what he does: eating brownies.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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