Alexander can drink his weight in Shasta Cola.
VeryVito is probably broke anyway.
On the plus side Stupud will probably get himself killed.
Novocaine made this image that will probably cause all you gun nuts in the audience to hoot and holler and fire shots crazily into the air.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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