Symphoric is a vehicular hazard the likes of which even Hazard County has never seen!
Sagan howls at the moon, but only because he left his car keys there.
Diazinon plans to spend the summer pursuing as many failed business ventures as humanly possible.
In the year 2437, Codito is the most common stripper name in the Western Hemisphere.
With eight movies fighting for Oscar gold, which one will win? I don't know! But you don't either.
Any forum poster worth their salt will gladly inform you (without being asked) that genre fiction is, in fact, garbage for children. You are not reading a real book unless it is difficult and mildly unpleasant. Test your READING MACHISMO with these truly challenging works.
Saving a village of khaki Rastafarians from the confetti geyser. AGAIN.
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