Earwicker never walks into a thread he can't walk out of.
Nevergirls is so clever that it hurts. You know, if discomfort persists, you might want to seek medical attention.
There's no limit to what QwertySanchez could do for the country, if provided with the proper weapons.
RoryBlank clearly let his many negative corpse-related experiences darken his interpretation of this '80s romp.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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