Bloody Holly works for FederationExpress, where the drivers absolutely, positively deliver death.
Fors Yard still can't decide if he saw a coincidentally shaped glacier or Notorious B.I.G.'s actual frozen head.
If the phrase doesn't fit the image, A Children's Letter doesn't force it. He can grease it, make it easy.
Bonk has always been ahead of his time.
Thanks again to Bonk -- for even more reCAPTCHA images, visit his blog -- and the rest of the Something Awful Forum Goons for their amazing contributions. See you next week, when it's back to all Photoshop, all the time.
"I thought the internet was all fun and games. Grow virtual plants on Facebook. Send email to grandma. IM friends with emojis," said the Stupid Ass Teenager, currently dying in an Idiot County hospital. "Never in my wildest dreams could I ever possibly humanly imagine that doing stupid ass internet shit in real life might get me mortally injured."
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
Guess what's back? Frosty tundras! And me.
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