The choice of a dog lawyer is an important decision and should not based solely on Cheap Shot's image.
General Specific refused to spoiler this illustration because he thinks you should have read the book by now.
Responsibility Scallop became an iconic avatar, but no one heeded his words, least of all his creator Skinny Bins.
Bonk should make some room on the angel's side of the shoulder for sage adviser Responsibility Scallop.
"I thought the internet was all fun and games. Grow virtual plants on Facebook. Send email to grandma. IM friends with emojis," said the Stupid Ass Teenager, currently dying in an Idiot County hospital. "Never in my wildest dreams could I ever possibly humanly imagine that doing stupid ass internet shit in real life might get me mortally injured."
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
Guess what's back? Frosty tundras! And me.
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