Don't pay the ferryman, don't even fix a price. No, don't do it. What part of I Said No don't you understand?
Dschingis Khan, the average U.S. speed limit last year was 60 miles per hour. In Vietnam, it was 19.
Orthogonalus can't use what he didn't take!
Shark Summer thinks of anthills as mountains of madness.
Facebook must remain unflagging in its vigilance against titties even in these troubled times of rising fascism.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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