While the vampires in Persidian's Near Dark adaptation could kill you easily, they'd rather terrify you forever. So while you have to deal with annoying unkillable enemies, you also get unlimited lives without having to enter a cheat code.
Harold P. Warren left Torgo's status vague, preserving the possibility of a Manos: The Hands of Fate sequel. Then the movie tanked, and he never directed another film, and he died. But the_ruiner has resurrected his unfulfilled vision!
Resident Evil fans refuse to recognize HastyDeparture's long-lost first installment in the series as canon.
Predating the film by more than a decade, Dancer in the Dark proved unpopular, mostly due to the fact that the visibility of on-screen events diminished drastically with each passing level. However, Doktor Per submits that it's preferable to the latest Von Triersoft product Antichrist, during which the controllers mutilate the player's genitals.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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