But I bought all these damn Donald Duck souvenirs at Disney World. Now what do I do with them?!


I'm going to mazi right now if you know what I mean.


Damn dude, I think you picked the wrong religion.


The answers to the above post. Damn Imam, he's no fun at all.


Women have to pray for their period in Islam? Haha what.


No! Highlights are the worst sin! You will go without highlights, woman!


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