If everyone here is so real, why does this seem so much like a bad dream?
I always liked those "Post your shoe size, height, computer specs, penis length, what car you drive, and how many people you've defeated in arm wrestling because I need to compare my pitiful life to yours" threads.
If my house were on fire and I could only save one thing it wouldn't be this post.
Straight outta Compton (Compton, England, not the one with the gangs)
Sounds like a nice lady.
Violence is sometimes the answer.
"rell" and the skateboard guy should get together and bust some skulls.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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