Hey there's plenty of hatred to go around!
THEY GOT GOD TOO?! Oh you sick fucks.
You go girl.
I don't think he's into that sort of thing.
Wah wah wah.
The grandmother is the only smart one in this story. If it were my grandmother he wouldn't be able to kill himself, she'd do it for him.
YEAH BUT USUALLY IT'S DONE TO KIDS BY KIDS WHO ARE THE SAME FUCKING AGE.
KILL YOURSELF NOW.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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