These guys don't look so sad.

It's a beautiful day to take emo pictures in front of the community college.

It's like a rap battle but more lame.

Every emo aspires to be Cousin It.

Fatty fat fat fat.

The first salvo launched in the poetry war.

She cuts herself with a razor but a tattoo she's nervous about. Oh boy.

Special thanks to Jungle Bus, Antagonist, Malorkus, Defenestration, subscreet, and MrBims. I hope they all kill themselves in true emo fashion.

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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