The future of the internet!
Emoticons are pretty important on the internet. Some people can't describe how they are feeling without them. We call these people "social rejects".
One oversight Howard Stern made before he opened his forum is that he forgot forty percent of his audience can't read. But don't feel too bad, I'm not sure that anybody in Something Awful's audience can read either.
I do a cartwheel while shitting.
I don't know about any of that but I do know Artie can turn me on anyday. Woooo!
Oh "MashingMeatloaf" is there any animal you won't sexually molest?
Who the fuck are "Don and Mike" and why do we give a shit?
Howard's biggest fan.
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.