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The neighbors were confused as to why the windows of "Ghengis John's" house fogged up in the wee hours of December 12, 2004.

None of that mainstream trash for "eric."

"icegood's" other hobbies include scratching chalkboards and ripping velcro open over and over.

Water also comes in a convenient liquid form that you may want to consider.

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