Skate or Die was a video game, not a philosophy.

He's talking about the incident where the cop allegedly choked those skaters. Yeah, he would kick the shit out of that cop instead of, you know, running away like a little pussy like those other guys in the video.

It's as if Monet returned and possessed a skater.

Hell yeah, I was wondering when we'd get to the SKATER POETRY.

Positive and uplifting.

This guy routinely gets beat up by all the other skaters.

Don't deny your furry origins. Furry.

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