I really feel for McDonald's UK, I really do. This must be how Lowtax feels when people look at every little damn thing he does with a microscope.


8 legs means more quarter pounders.

This will surely get you laid.

No, you did not contract AIDS from McDonald's. We assure you that we do not hire homosexuals in accordance with our policies.

They often store the meat bags with the fruit bags. They have yet to remedy this.

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