At least they have a sense of humor about it.

Look at that. You can almost see their image improving with every question answered.

You're hired!

When they find out this is the guy who came in grandma's shake, well let's just say, welcome back!

With or without semen?

Well it is McDonald's UK.

Friend, we've been trying to answer that question at Something Awful for 7 years.

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