Quick, somebody do the math for me: what's half of zero?
Attention men of the world: women are using us just so we can manufacture shoes, handbags, clothing, jewelry, luxury cars, malls, and smooth roads for them! Fight the feminists! Make the roads bumpy!
And the Zinger of the Year Award goes to...
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
In our new cat society, things have really gone from bad to purrse.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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