At home, awake, in the middle of the night, during the holiday season, posting on the Internet about breasts and Star Wars at the SAME TIME. That's dedication! To what? Who knows, but it can't be good.
Spoilers! If you don't want to know what happens after Darth Vader burns up on that lava planet and gets the suit and then ol' what's-her-face dies for some bullshit reason, don't read any of this!
Let's chat about balls.
If more diseases could be cured by shooting people in the groin with stuff I'd be in medical school right now.
I think they're talking about that Jedi from the first movie who looked like a homeless guy.
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
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