No soup for you! Haha I love that haha I miss that show...

Chances are that the kid will be able to beat up daddy in a few years and take his legos anyway so it'll be a moot point.

From my observations from looking into my neighbors' windows yes, this is how it's generally done.

It's a good thing everybody who supports Ron Paul is in high school and can't vote.

Neo's gonna do what Neo's gonna do.

Good thing the whole doomsday fad sort of died off with the Y2K hysteria. Now it's all about PEAK OIL.

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