"snowcatwnc1" is going to protect us from people who blow the fuck out of themselves to kill innocent people. I feel so much safer knowing that "snowcatwnc1" is on the prowl for any terrorists that might attack Asheville, North Carolina.
World War II ended when SuperJew Einstein dropped two atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Germany.
A guy who uses "u" and "r" in place of "you" and "are" is going to tell us how stupid Einstein was.
Women, God's costliest mistake.
I wish I didn't either.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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