I went to public school so I should be able to translate some of this. I think they're talking about the stock market.
And these guys are talking about the hit ABC show Lost.
I think someone's aunt is in the hospital.
Hee Haw is out on DVD.
They're debating whether Data could beat Darth Vader in a fight. (Most of them say no.)
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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