Whoa dude, it totally looks like you're about to flip out and break the camera.
Bring it, I've got my debate team handbook and my hardcover 2003 Guide to "Yo Mama" Jokes.
You simply ain't shit unless your signature image can double as a desktop wallpaper.
Yeah hey your woman parts aren't a bucket of KFC.
All right, high five! Catch you on the flip side of a dumpster!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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