You think that dork sitting in Jack in the Box watching episodes of Battlestar Galactica on his PSP is a bright young fellow? Think again!
Did you know we didn't actually land on the moon? And a bunch of Jewish people didn't go to work on September 11?? And the only reason technology is advancing so rapidly is because we have a UFO at Area 51 and we're figuring out how it works?!!! And sometimes on cooking shows they say it smells good, but it actually smells bad?!?!???? I SAW THE .SWF FILE ABOUT IT
No problem, "granolaman," it was my pleasure.
"xizor" knows that during the bus ride home he's wasting precious dignity-losin' time.
If someone can tell me where to get hot 0day scene rips of Match Game 74 I'd really appreciate it.
It's always a sitcom at "Psp-inator's" place, and he often plays the role of Corky.
Please Hanzo, don't hurt 'em!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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