Battle to the death.
Pat's banned, so let's talk about Pat. Pat stinks!
I know a couple PSP owners that might find an actual heart rate monitor useful.
They probably think this because "ZRod" has been infected with a crippling dose of stupid.
His ass must have come off because he's leaving shit all over this forum.
"You're stupid" has 11 letters... this is getting creepy!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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