Look up in the sky! Those aren't passenger jets leaving visible trails of condensed water vapor. They're government planes spraying SARS and other diseases on you!
Bill Nye is spinning in his
"afraidofsunlight" is a master of making people uncomfortable.
Great, it's the lady that doesn't wear makeup and sings songs in front of the post office.
Don't blame me, I voted for the guy nobody liked.
Well if the guy from "FLESH ASSEMBLY" and his cousin "SPIDEY" believe it, it must be true.
Whatever happened to the Fat Boys? They weren't in bed with the CIA.
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
Better than expected, and absolute garbage
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