It is a story handed down by tribal elders to their sons for millennia upon millennia, through harsh winters and fruitful summers, through severe droughts and unrelenting rains. Now it is "aruiz_ampronix's" duty to pass it on so that our children may retell the myth of vagina surgery for all time.

I agree.

I'm really glad to see that question has been resolved.

Hey, don't knock it. (By this I mean "blc569's" door.)

This whole question / answer system is pretty shitty but when it works it works really well.

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