Oh, to be an Internet creep in love...
It means it's time to get another hamster.
It's just like talking in real life except when you hang up the phone you never say bye.
Take a bath once in a while.
Next time ask BEFORE you take the pills, Elizabeth.
Fifty bucks for that shit? Where do I sign up?
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Cornflake Girl, Livestruck, Annihilist, enotnert, bbchops, Crucify, fenix down, Limestock, Fausdinotoly, Fyad Viscount, kazoogirl, Cowboy Beepbop, Gobiner, jpancake, supersleuth, saddamdeluise, puffery, perfect scrotum, asdindebimte, rubber cat, Sunny Delight, 19, Sebbe, Depressing Drawers, kknd_cf and Mr Plow.
Know of a terrible forum that should be featured in a future Weekend Web? Please send me a link!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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