Ah yes, Satan will conquer us all with romance novels.

My friend's sister's cousin's aunt's boyfriend told me this very same thing. He was also in the military, so yea, that pretty much confirms it.

I hope it's warm piss, followed by riotous laughter, as if the entire thing was just one great big prank.

Oh I see what you did there.

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