She wears GLASSES? Gross!!!!!
I've had dreams about things that look like this crawling on all fours and chasing me around my house. Not the good kind of dreams.
"I only loved you for your urine."
It's a trick, ladies!
If you have to post on Craigslist looking for women you saw at Walmart, you should just go ahead and slice those genitals off right now.
This is probably what every computer guy secretly dreams about, only he has the balls to come out and say it.
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Pardon Our Dust
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DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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