At least he's willing to work.
Seems pretty fly, for a white guy anyway.
Women don't exist.
Look, this guy is really desperate. Will somebody please have sex with him?
Apu takes time out of his busy tech job to find a suitible mate.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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