ANY GIRLS WANT TO HANG OUT WITH A FAT MESS OF A PERSON? EMAIL ME!
"the realist man ever" is undoubtably keeping it real.
"Chuckifer" is one romantic bastard.
Don't we all.
Which of these sentence fragments should not belong?
When "DARKGODDESS7" says she'll suck you off I don't think she means it in that way.
Card-carrying member of the Future Sex Offenders of America.
Forty years from now when the internet collapses in a giant implosion of stupidity I want to be able to say, "I was there."
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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