I imagine Zebert lives in a state of constant surprise.

Say, are you actually Frank T.J. Mackey? I liked you more in Magnolia. You were so intense, so forceful, so fictional.

Now you've done it, Zebert. Now you've gone too far for even V3NOM1300, you feminized Marxist you.

You heard the man. Someone must slay Susan Boyle with a jousting weapon. It's the only hope for our species.

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