Keeps vampires from eating you out.
Hardcore sax? More like hardcore mandolin.
It took a giant cartoon dog to make BYOB readable.
Special thanks to Shivadas, Planimal, Needs More Ditka, storming vengeance, Most erotic flower, vlad3217, OMG ITZ JAMES, Bling Crosby, new year babycakes, Jakes Blues, Lamont Cranston, Quack, The Admiral, cartpunch 2006, big duck equals goose, Best Friend, and Microwave who help me to root out communism at the source.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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