Marylyn Manson is a goddamn nut who sings what may or may not be music and anybody who listens to him is a fucking basketcase as well. Truth: my anti-drug.
Look what A.D.D. is doing to our children. If you think that's bad just wait until you see what I do to our children.
Hey completely heterosexual best friend, would you like to jerk off together?
Brushing a cat's teeth is harder than it sounds.
Congratulations! You've got the puberty!
You're looking for this forum.
The doctor knows when you've been sleeping, and knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been jerking off in your sister's birthday cake. That's terrible.
Yes, because your entire self worth is base on how large the two balls of flesh are on your chest.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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