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Is his crotch attached to the coffin? What the hell?

HOT STUFF COMIN' THROUGH

A good thing to say to a vegetarian women would be, "Shove this meat in your mouth, sweetheart!" and nod suggestively to your crotch then laugh all the way to the bank. I wouldn't actually do this but I would fantasize about doing it on the Internet.

I would ask this guy, if I saw him in real life, to do a backflip like the real Lara Croft and watch him break his neck.

It's going to get worse before it starts getting better.

I don't think we're going to have a good harvest this year, pop. The cows are giving sour milk.