Kaloes: The Boy Next Door
I first met Kaloes in a pick-up group for Blackrock Depths, during some "girl talk".
He makes a valiant attempt at chatting me up.
We find some common ground.
I don't have time for being hard-to-get; I've got quotas to meet! We are an item, along with some foreshadowing.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
"World of Warcraft" has been sucking in cash and fat peoples' souls like a Ghostbusters containment unit, so it only seemed appropriate that Something Awful start up a section devoted to such a noble game. The Art of Warcraft tackles all the hot button ingame issues, and much more!