Kaloes: The Boy Next Door

I first met Kaloes in a pick-up group for Blackrock Depths, during some "girl talk".

He makes a valiant attempt at chatting me up.

We find some common ground.

I don't have time for being hard-to-get; I've got quotas to meet! We are an item, along with some foreshadowing.

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