Kaloes: The Boy Next Door
I first met Kaloes in a pick-up group for Blackrock Depths, during some "girl talk".
He makes a valiant attempt at chatting me up.
We find some common ground.
I don't have time for being hard-to-get; I've got quotas to meet! We are an item, along with some foreshadowing.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
"World of Warcraft" has been sucking in cash and fat peoples' souls like a Ghostbusters containment unit, so it only seemed appropriate that Something Awful start up a section devoted to such a noble game. The Art of Warcraft tackles all the hot button ingame issues, and much more!