Kaloes: The Boy Next Door
I first met Kaloes in a pick-up group for Blackrock Depths, during some "girl talk".
He makes a valiant attempt at chatting me up.
We find some common ground.
I don't have time for being hard-to-get; I've got quotas to meet! We are an item, along with some foreshadowing.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
"World of Warcraft" has been sucking in cash and fat peoples' souls like a Ghostbusters containment unit, so it only seemed appropriate that Something Awful start up a section devoted to such a noble game. The Art of Warcraft tackles all the hot button ingame issues, and much more!