Kaloes: The Boy Next Door
I first met Kaloes in a pick-up group for Blackrock Depths, during some "girl talk".
He makes a valiant attempt at chatting me up.
We find some common ground.
I don't have time for being hard-to-get; I've got quotas to meet! We are an item, along with some foreshadowing.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
"World of Warcraft" has been sucking in cash and fat peoples' souls like a Ghostbusters containment unit, so it only seemed appropriate that Something Awful start up a section devoted to such a noble game. The Art of Warcraft tackles all the hot button ingame issues, and much more!