Clives: The Dreamer
When I "flirted" with people in game, I tried to make it so anyone reasonably intelligent wouldn't waste my time. I wanted the dumbest of the dumb, mostly in fear of a "Worst Case Scenario", where the John would somehow turn the prank against me. Clives, on the other hand, is what we like to call the "Best Case Scenario".
"Hott" with two t's. "You" with one letter.
Girl, you know it to be true. This guy is a total fucking idiot.
In Clives defense, I don't actually know how Cricket is played.
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