Clives: The Dreamer
When I "flirted" with people in game, I tried to make it so anyone reasonably intelligent wouldn't waste my time. I wanted the dumbest of the dumb, mostly in fear of a "Worst Case Scenario", where the John would somehow turn the prank against me. Clives, on the other hand, is what we like to call the "Best Case Scenario".
"Hott" with two t's. "You" with one letter.
Girl, you know it to be true. This guy is a total fucking idiot.
In Clives defense, I don't actually know how Cricket is played.
This VR game has become sentient and is killing us one by one. But is it art?
Nightwatch Brigade Insignia: Awarded for hiding in a coat closet and watching God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead 2, and Last Man Standing on a 1980s-era portable tv every night instead of sleeping
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
These tips are guaranteed to work. Nearly every time.
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