At first, it seems that Kaleos are a perfect match:
He has money, and I want his money. Many successful relationships work on this very principle.
Unfortunately, I feel a bit guilty after I complain that I don't have enough for repairs after a bad Scholomance run. I can't say that his heart is in the right place, either.
I decide to let him off, as gently as I can.
A bitter pill to swallow.
I think he still has me on ignore. Still, 80+ gold & a large assortment of various potions - not too shabby.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
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If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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