At first, it seems that Kaleos are a perfect match:

He has money, and I want his money. Many successful relationships work on this very principle.

Unfortunately, I feel a bit guilty after I complain that I don't have enough for repairs after a bad Scholomance run. I can't say that his heart is in the right place, either.

I decide to let him off, as gently as I can.

A bitter pill to swallow.

I think he still has me on ignore. Still, 80+ gold & a large assortment of various potions - not too shabby.

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