At first, it seems that Kaleos are a perfect match:
He has money, and I want his money. Many successful relationships work on this very principle.
Unfortunately, I feel a bit guilty after I complain that I don't have enough for repairs after a bad Scholomance run. I can't say that his heart is in the right place, either.
I decide to let him off, as gently as I can.
A bitter pill to swallow.
I think he still has me on ignore. Still, 80+ gold & a large assortment of various potions - not too shabby.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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