When you first arrive at Mabou.ca, you might be tempted to click immediately on "Be an organ donor," in order to decide what charity should receive your eyes once you've gouged them out after viewing the atrocious graphics. But if you weather your intial disgust, you'll discover the site uses stunted aesthetics to accurately replicate the experience of visiting a rural Nova Scotian village. On the Internet, outdated design is the best way to communicate "quaint."
Mabou.ca offers Gaelic words, on which the non-Gaelic-fluent can click randomly without having any idea where they'll be directed. This lets visitors feel magically transported to an exotic land where they don't speak the language. In addition to being a quality vacation simulator, Mabou.ca features an array of retarded beep-bloop computer GIFs.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.