NEW FAGGOT CUNTS, submitted by Phelix. You know, after looking at this page (which looks like an Angelfire site except there's a picture of a raccoon fucking a dog instead of Sonic fucking Tails in the background), I don't know that I have a lot to say. The music is terrible, the design is worse, and to quote what SA Forums member HAL Capone said:

"I liked the old Faggot Cunts much better."

Can't beat that for a zinger! Goodnight, folks!

– Evan "Pantsfish" Wade

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