Angel Energy (Thanks, God)
If you're an idiot in need of a pick-me-up, head on over to Angel Energy for enough treacle to gag a hummingbird. From touching tales of the healing power of angels to amazing inspirational poetry, Angel Energy has pretty much everything you could ask for in a site about pastel-colored, quasi-Christian mystical bullhockey. Witness this poem:
Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here,
that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends
so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine,
and our friends are warm and comfortable.
Wow, I suddenly feel a little bit more like barfing in an angel's asshole. Thanks, Angel Energy!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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